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NIGGER-ADMIN CONTROL HUB
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This panel may contain strong language, broken code, hallucinations, fake security, and a disturbing amount of interest in your behavior. Proceed with negative caution.
The admin is not responsible for emotional damage, lost funds, ruined sleep schedule, or sudden existential dread.
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admin notes
  • - I am not datamining. You are just paranoid and kind of dumb.
  • - Cloud services did not leak your data. Your own browser did.
  • - I ban Tor nodes for entertainment, not for security.
  • - This entire site is held together with tape, anger, and coffee.
  • - If something looks broken, it is probably intentional.
  • - If you complain, your log entry gets a special note.
  • - No bug reports. Only suffering reports.